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{"type":"standard","title":"Super Bad (song)","displaytitle":"Super Bad (song)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7642155","titles":{"canonical":"Super_Bad_(song)","normalized":"Super Bad (song)","display":"Super Bad (song)"},"pageid":10681067,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ef/SuperBad.jpg","width":314,"height":317},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ef/SuperBad.jpg","width":314,"height":317},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1230206919","tid":"c78b7c68-2fba-11ef-8af8-f60c641f60fc","timestamp":"2024-06-21T10:41:13Z","description":"1970 single by James Brown","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bad_(song)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bad_(song)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bad_(song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Super_Bad_(song)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bad_(song)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Super_Bad_(song)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bad_(song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Super_Bad_(song)"}},"extract":"\"Super Bad\", originally titled Call Me Super Bad, is a 1970 song by James Brown. Originally released as a three-part single, it went to #1 on the R&B chart and number 13 on the Billboard Hot 100. The song's lyrics include the refrain \"I've got soul and I'm super bad.\" The positive use of the word \"bad\" is an example of linguistic reappropriation, which Brown had done before in \"Say It Loud - I'm Black and I'm Proud\".","extract_html":"
\"Super Bad\", originally titled Call Me Super Bad, is a 1970 song by James Brown. Originally released as a three-part single, it went to #1 on the R&B chart and number 13 on the Billboard Hot 100. The song's lyrics include the refrain \"I've got soul and I'm super bad.\" The positive use of the word \"bad\" is an example of linguistic reappropriation, which Brown had done before in \"Say It Loud - I'm Black and I'm Proud\".
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