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{"type":"standard","title":"Erika Wedekind","displaytitle":"Erika Wedekind","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q91728","titles":{"canonical":"Erika_Wedekind","normalized":"Erika Wedekind","display":"Erika Wedekind"},"pageid":66260408,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9f/Erika_Wedekind_1901_PK.png/320px-Erika_Wedekind_1901_PK.png","width":320,"height":447},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9f/Erika_Wedekind_1901_PK.png","width":871,"height":1217},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1217844911","tid":"67199d64-f56e-11ee-b01e-660410833692","timestamp":"2024-04-08T06:08:22Z","description":"German operatic soprano (1868–1944)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erika_Wedekind","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erika_Wedekind?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erika_Wedekind?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Erika_Wedekind"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erika_Wedekind","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Erika_Wedekind","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erika_Wedekind?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Erika_Wedekind"}},"extract":"Erika Wedekind, complete name Frida Marianne Erica Wedekind, also Erika Oschwald, was a German operatic soprano. She came from the Wedekind zur Horst family. Her brothers were the writers Frank Wedekind and Donald Wedekind. She was married since 1898 to the royal privy councillor Walther Oschwald.","extract_html":"
Erika Wedekind, complete name Frida Marianne Erica Wedekind, also Erika Oschwald, was a German operatic soprano. She came from the Wedekind zur Horst family. Her brothers were the writers Frank Wedekind and Donald Wedekind. She was married since 1898 to the royal privy councillor Walther Oschwald.
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