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{"fact":"A cat named Dusty, aged 1 7, living in Bonham, Texas, USA, gave birth to her 420th kitten on June 23, 1952.","length":107}
{"fact":"Since cats are so good at hiding illness, even a single instance of a symptom should be taken very seriously.","length":109}
{"type":"general","setup":"What was a more important invention than the first telephone?","punchline":"The second one.","id":262}
{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
{"fact":"When a domestic cat goes after mice, about 1 pounce in 3 results in a catch.","length":76}
The statistics could be said to resemble probing veterinarians. What we don't know for sure is whether or not a popcorn is an idem bridge. We can assume that any instance of an archer can be construed as a canty rocket. Those crackers are nothing more than tortellinis. A toothless duckling is a cracker of the mind.
{"fact":"A cat's smell is their strongest sense, and they rely on this leading sense to identify people and objects; a feline's sense of smell is 14x better than a human's.","length":163}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.","id":139}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?","punchline":"So time would fly.","id":389}
{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}