{"fact":"Cats respond better to women than to men, probably due to the fact that women's voices have a higher pitch.","length":107}
{"fact":"Spanish-Jewish folklore recounts that Adam\u2019s first wife, Lilith, became a black vampire cat, sucking the blood from sleeping babies. This may be the root of the superstition that a cat will smother a sleeping baby or suck out the child\u2019s breath.","length":245}
{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
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Raghib Ismail Allie-Brennan is an American politician and former political aide serving as a member of the Connecticut House of Representatives from the 2nd district.
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{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
{"fact":"Cats are North America\u2019s most popular pets: there are 73 million cats compared to 63 million dogs. Over 30% of households in North America own a cat.","length":149}
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