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The Batang Kali massacre was the killing of 24 unarmed male civilians in Batang Kali by the British Army's Scots Guards on 12 December 1948. The massacre took place in Batang Kali, Malaya during the Malayan Emergency, a communist insurgency involving the British Commonwealth and communist guerrillas belonging to the Malayan National Liberation Army (MNLA). British author Christopher Hale described the massacre as \"Britain's My Lai\" in his book titled Massacre in Malaya: Exposing Britain's My Lai.
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FC Sodovik Sterlitamak was a Russian association football club based in Sterlitamak.
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