{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?","punchline":"Shakespeare.","id":211}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What cheese can never be yours?","punchline":"Nacho cheese.","id":156}
{"type":"general","setup":"What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?","punchline":"Narnia business!","id":22}
{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?","punchline":"Because the punchline is apparent.","id":375}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?","punchline":"Because he is 2 square.","id":337}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the news?","punchline":"FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.","id":99}
{"fact":"A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog.","length":66}
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